How do I actually get this @^#%#&!!! Hotfix?

I have a descrition of a Hotfix that clearly states that it addresses the problem I'm having with Access. However, there doesn't seem to be any clear way to ACTUALLY GET THE PATCH and fix my @$#%^$@%! machine. Can anyone help me actuallfix this problem, or am I stuck calling a service line that's going to charge me money to fix a problem they've already acknowledged?

http://support.microsoft.com/default.asp...

^This is the fix that I need, and the information there doesn't seem to explain how to actually get the fix.

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Interesting s.hit, lol stupid microcrap
Try navigating to this page http://support.microsoft.com/Default.asp... and check out the Office2003 Access at the bottom of the page.

Good Luck!
you can git it here

How to obtain the latest Office 2003 service pack from Microsoft Update (recommended) or Office Update

We recommend that you use the following methods to obtain the latest Office 2003 service pack if you have Internet access on the computer that you want to update. The Microsoft Update Web site and the Office Update Web site automatically prompt you to install the Office 2003 service packs that are appropriate for the computer.

?Microsoft Update (recommended)

To download the service pack from Microsoft Update, visit the following Microsoft Web site:

http://update.microsoft.com/microsoftupd... (http://update.microsoft.com/microsoftupd...

Note If you experience issues installing the latest Office 2003 service pack from Microsoft Update, visit the following Microsoft Web site.

http://update.microsoft.com/microsoftupd... ( http://update.microsoft.com/microsoftupd...

?Office Update

To download the service pack from Office Update, visit the following Microsoft Web site:

http://office.microsoft.com/officeupdate... (http://office.microsoft.com/officeupdate...

Note If you experience issues installing the latest Office 2003 service pack from Office Update, click the following article number to view the article in the Microsoft Knowledge Base.

304498 (http://support.microsoft.com/kb/304498/) How to troubleshoot failures updating your Office installation fro